75% off clearance = Full moon?

75% off clearance in a women’s shoe department, is much like a full moon. When the full moon is out, animals and vicious beasts (like werewolves) come out. They feed on the innocent bystanders, unfortunately standing in the wrong place at the wrong time. Like an owl, attacking a squirrel (does that happen???) under a full moon is much like ladies’ at a shoe clearance, only the strong survive. When the big red 75% signs go up, I have seen grown women fight over pairs of shoes and fatally wound my co-workers, rest their souls. I am veteran of clearance racks, although I do have my battle wounds, I have learned survival. Everyday I just continually remind myself, “Do Not Be The Squirrel”. Remember, if you and your friends are being chased by a bear, you don’t have to outrun the bear, just your friends.

To begin with…

I am a nice person, but for post effectiveness I think sarcasm and impoliteness will definitely be needed…and therefore used from here on out, but please don’t be afraid to talk to me. Thank you and good day.